We don't really care whom Paris Hilton and her set have or haven't slept with. At this point it's just swapping different herpes strains anyway. But in a desperate bid to garner publicity for his new House of Carters (which we'll only watch if it involves AARON CARTER SHIRTLESS), Nick Carter is claiming that Paris cheated on him with Chad Michael Murray, so in return Nick slept with Ashlee Simpson. Why doesn't everyone in Hollywood under age 25 just get together for one giant clusterfuck and call it a night? Except for that lovely Mandy Moore. We wouldn't want to defile her like that.

On the subject of Paris, Nick said:

I'd fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, "Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you," and I got a little upset.

So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again. The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.

I had started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage. Before you know it fucking bitch-face comes back.

Here's a word of advice to young Carter: When you've been accused of beating the shit out of your ex-girlfriend, it's probably a good idea to not go on public record calling her "fucking bitch-face." "Stinking cunt-rag" maybe, but not "fucking bitch-face."

In response Ashlee said:

No, it's not true. That is so random. When I heard that, I was dying laughing.

Which roughly translates to: "I've slept with Wilmer Valderrama. Have you seen the size of his peener? After Wilmer, sleeping with Nick would be like humping a Tootsie Roll."

Paris. Always naked at MrSkin.com.