Orlando Bloom finds kissing girls awkward. Wait, he was only talking about kissing his co-stars during movie shoots. Really, Orlando? Are you sure about that? Are you sure you don't want to just go ahead and expand that statement to the entire vagina'd population? 'Cause we wouldn't be surprised if you said kissing all girls was icky.

People magazine, those virtuosos of hard questions like, "So is Leonardo DiCaprio really a total hunk in person?" asked Orlando about his experience making out with costar Zoë Saldaņa in his new movie Haven: "Your costar Zoë Saldaņa tells us that kissing you was 'gross.' How could she?" Orlando replied:

I hated kissing Zoë too! I was like, "Take your tongue out of my mouth, please. Your boyfriend is standing right there." Most people think kissing beautiful costars must be great. But it's always awkward, man.

Yes, this makes perfect sense to us. When faced with a beautiful, healthy-looking woman who still maintains the capacity to chew and digest foodstuffs (exhibit A):





Orlando thought "Ew gross. Get this fat cow off of me" while fantasizing about returning home at the end of the shooting day to wrap his arms around and around and around his (now former) lady love (exhibit B):





but not too tight, as his manly, protein-fed muscles could crush poor Kate's withered skeleton if he wasn't absolutely careful. Surely any man would harbor a similar preference.

We bet if you take a look at Zoë Saldaņa at MrSkin.com you won't find the experience gross.