Britney's baby might have a name! Or maybe he doesn't! Maybe Brit and Kevin and thinking about it! Maybe it will take them a couple weeks to get past the prevailing thoughts in their heads (Britney: Durrr, y'all. Kevin: Where's the weed?) and decide on a name! Why must we put exclamation points after every sentence? Why are we so excited? Because we've seen Britney's redesigned website! Britney. Tiger. Britney. Tiger. It may have hypnotized us.

The investigative, uh . . . journalists? . . . at Access Hollywood unearthed this coveted data:

- The child has dark curly hair

- He weighs 6 lbs, 11 ounces, and is 19 inches long

- Britney and Kevin are undecided on a name, but they're toying with names with the letter "J"

- Most of the combinations of names they came up with had the middle name "James" (yes, also J)

One report claims that the boy has been named Sutton Pierce Federline, which would give him the same initials as his brother.

We have to say that Sutton Pierce isn't that bad. We don't love it, it's no Lurlene Crystal-Jo Federline (still waiting on that forthcoming girl, TK September '07) or Frito Pie Federline (our hold-out favorite for a boy), but it's also no Pilot Inspektor Reisgraf-Lee or Tu Morrow. Sutton Pierce does sound a bit like the name of a not particularly prestigious law firm, though. Maybe when Britney was ready to drop Kevin's ass and try her hand at single motherhood (in those three months between giving birth and getting re-knocked up) she consulted with a firm that specializes in divorce called Sutton Pierce, and when she abandoned the idea she thought, "Those men were really smart. They knew words like financial and assets and could even spell them. Maybe if I name my baby after them he'll be really smart too."

Meanwhile, in Britney's delivery room, Sean Preston noticed that his whole family was distracted by his new brother and recognized his one chance to escape. AH continues, "Sean Preston started walking this week and is feeling cooped up in the hospital." To us that just sounds like a diplomatic was of saying that the rolly poly little guy struggled to learn how to move his pudgy little feet and made a mad dash for the nearest door, hoping that it led into the living room of Heidi Klum or Angelina Jolie or some other loving Hollywood mommy.

Britney will always be in her prime at MrSkin.com.