Revelling in other people's misfortune is our métier, and revelling in the misfortune of the undeservedly wealthy and egregiously vile is our specialty-within-our-specialty. So today has been a particularly happy day around the CNW offices after hearing about Kevin Connolly repeatedly slugging bloated moneybags Brandon Davis last week. Nothing like a ninny getting his just desserts. And if there's anything Brandon Davis loves, it's desserts!

A ragtag, motley crew of A, B, and C-listers were at an afterparty at Paris Hilton's place last Thursday, when Davis, who's about 6'5" and two and a half bills, pissed off Nicky Hilton's boyfriend, 3'6" Entourage star/leprechaun Kevin Connolly. The New York Post gives us the blow-by-blow:

“One partier told us: Brandon and Nicky decided to run around and call everyone a ‘loser’ or ‘whore’ - like the way other people call each other ’sweety’ or ‘honey’. ” Connolly didn’t like either word and when the oil heir wouldn’t stop, Connolly “smacked him.” Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, shrieked and cursed insults, prompting Connolly to “punch him in the face two times.”

And then Connolly received accolades and high-fives all around from main bros Drama, Vince, and Turtle, and the strains of a hip new song by rapper Saigon swelled, the foursome threw their arms around each other and pledged their allegiance to one another against the beautiful L.A. sunset, in a completely and totally non-homoerotic fashion.