The explanation is as simple as it is innocent: John Travolta leans in to helpfully and selflessly suck out the thetans his intergalactic man-friend contracted after being dispatched to planet Earth on a top secret Scientological specimen-gathering mission.





Michelle Rodriguez, inspired by her gal-pal's novelty T-shirt, is about to heed its advice, take the lady home, and polish her breasts. With her face.


(Please don't stab us, Michelle.)

M-Rod shows us what she's workin' wit at MrSkin.com

And ole smilin' John is showing off at MaleStars.com