On a slow gossip day we like to pander to the perverted. We give your nipple slips, your pokies, your ladies looking alluring or talking about vibrators or their waxing preferences. But since Eva Longoria seems to be sleeping off a night of Jello shots and Tony Parker pounding and is keeping her mouth shut this morning, we bring you Jessica Biel and the always arousing lesbian liplock.

Hey kids, break out those blankies and pacifiers and gather round for Legitimate, Reputable Source Corner, featuring Ben Widdicombe of The New York Daily News:

Beautiful Jessica Biel turned heads with a night out at the Lotus nightclub on Thursday.

One partygoer tells us she got carried away enough to plant a big old smooch on an attractive female companion.

Despite the vehement insistence of our source, Biel's publicist, who was with her in the club, denies such a lip lock took place.

Biel's party enjoyed Grey Goose and soda, and the club sent over a round of complimentary watermelon shots around 2:30 a.m. (And sadly, yes, you do have to be Jessica Biel to look good downing a complimentary watermelon shot.)

We don't judge; we only ogle. And we are definitely not opposed to totally straight penis-worshiping ladies getting a little full of Grey Goose and putting on a little girly-kissing show for the pleasure of surrounding spectators. In fact, we love it. We wish it happened everywhere we went. The hot, bikini-top-clad future Victoria's Secret model in front of us at Piggly Wiggly last night? When the--also hot, also bikini-top-clad--cashier announced her total, she should have hoisted herself over that grocery conveyor belt and stuck her tongue down that cashier's throat as a way of saying, "Thank you for your assistance." But if we have to settle for a prime-time screwball sitcom starring Jessica Biel and Michelle Rodriguez where they play sexy neighbors who like to have clothes-optional sleepovers when their "boyfriends" are out of town on business trips, we're cool with that. We're not picky.

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