Lindsay Lohan says she wants to be just like Marilyn Monroe. We're assuming she meant without the whole untimely tragic death thing, but you never know with the kids these days.

Lindsay's planning on taking precious moments out of her hospital-visiting-and-bikini-wearing schedule to entertain troops in Iraq. Wait, Iraq's really hot. Maybe she won't have to give up the bikinis after all. At any rate Lindz is stoked at the possibility of being around hundreds of lonely, horny young men and being the only girl within miles not wearing khaki camo or a burkha. People reports:

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long," Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, according to the New York Post. "Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous."

She continues, "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. "I'm not afraid of going," she says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

We've just given you many, many things to occupy your feeble little brain (when all you think about is breasts and fart jokes, you don't need much thinkin' ability): Lindsay Lohan in a bikini on a stage all by herself, Marilyn Monroe--which instantly makes you think of milky skin and a fancy red backdrop in Playboy--Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe, and Lindsay Lohan shooting a big, powerful gun. And you're still here waiting for a joke? Man, what a loser.

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And obvs Marilyn is there too.