While partying in St. Tropez recently, Paris Hilton belted out some tunes at a karaoke club:



Look to the right, and you'll see a man eagerly holding up two fingers. While it's possible that he's British and telling Paris that she's a right twat and should fook off, it's more likely that he's requesting that Paris flash two things. After the cut, the mystery body parts are revealed.

The range of accidental celebrity flesh flashes, from most innocent to least, goes: see-through shirt over bra, panty upskirt, plumber's crack, see-through shirt with no bra, nip slip, full cheekage, lip slip. At this point, Paris Hilton has tried all of them on for size and, dissatisfied with the blasé reaction she now gets from the bored, unimpressed masses when she trots out a clichéd tit, has invented a new move: the frontbutt.



Yes, we know that what we're seeing here are Paris's skinny chair cheeks hanging down, like a basset hound's jowls, behind her vagina. But we can't resist the idea that what we're looking at is a completely new sex organ spontaneously grown by a formerly insatiable woman who's sworn off sex for a year--perhaps a pair of buns fused with a dangly set of labia, or maybe testicles grown inside her poon. That's a good one--then if anyone ever said, "That Paris! She's got balls," everyone could answer, "Yes, she does have balls. Pussyballs."

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