Anna Nicole Smith thinks she would make the perfect gal pal for Britney Spears. We think Brit's doing just fine stuffing her ass into two-sizes-too-small cut-off Palmetto jean shorts and making her life into a not-to-be-missed train wreck. She doesn't need a tutor. Oh sorry, Anna Nicole wears Guess. Wrong '80s throwback there.

We're sad to hear that Anna Nicole is in desperate need of friends, especially after she never responded to our invitation to hang at our place, watch some Sex and the City, and eat some friend Twinkies. Maybe if we had left that naked picture of ourself out of the letter . . . But, alas, Anna doesn't want us, she wants Britney. MSNBC reports:

“If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you,” the six-months-pregnant former Playboy pinup says in a video on her Web site — even though she spells Spears' first name “Brittany.” She goes on to say “I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our babies about the same time.” On another video, Smith treats viewers to the sight of her frying up a peanut butter, cheese and mayonnaise sandwich.

Peanut butter, cheese, and mayonnaise? Hot damn, maybe Anna Nicole does have something to offer Britney after all. We heard that Brit was searching for the perfect culinary accompaniment to her world-famous cream of Malomar soup.

Anna Nicole naked, naked, naked at MrSkin.com.

And Brit's there too.