Career by dad.

Voice by acid reflux.

Hair by Ken Paves.

Nose by Dr. Mort Teasdale of Santa Monica, CA.

Upskirt panty flash inspired by Paris Hilton.

After going under the knife to achieve her sister Jessica's snoot and lips, and after getting some new extensions that somewhat resemble . . . uh, her sister again, Ashlee has looked to a new modern blonde icon for inspiration. In the right corner, we have Paris Hilton, circa three weeks ago. Please note the pristine white starched dress adorned with precious polka dots, the buttery, innocent blonde tendrils, and the left hand curled across the lower abdomen. In the left corner we have Ashlee Simpson circa last night or so. Please note the pristine white starched dress adorned with precious polka dots, the buttery, innocent blonde tendrils, and the left hand curled across the lower abdomen. We'd like to see this in a Star magazine "Who Wore It Better?" pictorial, but as Paris is ponying up the beav while Ashlee keeps it cool in cotton, we're pretty sure we know who will be the winner. In the battle of virginal vs. vaginal, the poon will always come out the victor.

Ashlee isn't at MrSkin.com . . . but her sister sure is.