Underaged dudes of the world unite! Clear that bong off your coffee table, trim your nadbag, and kick your interior design major girlfriend with the dolphin tramp stamp to the curb, because Uma Thurman's on the prowl, and she wants YOU!

Newly single since her split from some hotel guy who is not famous, Uma recently stated that she's open to the possibility of going all Norma Desmond and picking up a boytoy as her personal plaything. Uma was once married to scary Gary Oldman, so it makes sense that she'd now crave a Youngman. Har har. Although she states that she enjoys the experience and "superior wisdom" an older man can offer, she's now thinking that the superior jackhammering skills of a fresh-faced young stripling might be just what she needs. Quote the Uma:

I know women who like to have "boy toys" - and actually I could grow into that. I haven't been out with many younger men so I don't now what that's like. It made my job in [the 2005 May-December romance movie] Prime a lot of fun. The freshness, that green boyishness, I felt professionally what it might feel like personally. Why not? To be with a man who hasn't tried every line, who hasn't broken up with a woman every which you can break up with them is kind of nice.