We have never hidden the fact that we do not share Maxim's desire for Eva Longoria's bikini-clad body to be visible from space. While we love things like nudity and bikinis and vibrators and sexy talk, there can be too much of a good thing. You've oversaturated the market, Eva. We don't need to see you in any more bikinis; we don't need to know how many vibrators you own and what variety does a better bedroom job than your sexually stunted near-virgin boyfriend. So if you get your wish of fewer naked Desperate Housewives bubble baths, we won't cry or anything.

Eva "Get your eyes off my boobs and check out these acting skills" Longoria needs a bit of a professional challenge. The endless days of getting caught with the gardener in her underwear, soaking in the tub, and otherwise embodying the word "sexpot" are getting to the little minx. She said:

I didn't realize how much lingerie I'd be in and how much time I'd spend in the bathtub. I actually had to go to the director and go, "Can you please stop putting me in the bathtub?" It's a pain in the butt to shoot. You're naked and they just fill it up with bubbles and basically they put body make-up on you so you look beautifully tanned with flawless skin and then it just comes off in the water so you're sitting in this brown water all day. There have been times when they do all the tub scenes in one day, so I go out and in comes Ricardo Chavira, then in comes Jesse Metcalfe. I'm like "Guys, can we space out the tub scenes?"

She continued, "But seriously, guys, you wouldn't do this to Felicity. It's sooo not fair. Now bring me a vibrator." Or, you know, something like that.

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