We're happy that Elisha Cuthbert is riding high from . . . what? Starring opposite Paris Hilton in House of Wax? Managing to not get killed on another season of 24? We really don't know what she has to be so proud of. Other than her breasts. Because they're pretty damn awesome. But girl's keeping them to herself. And she's gonna keep on telling us about it. That is until the day that she can't even land a cameo in a Tara Reid vehicle and decides to finally take off her clothes for some cash. Then she'll tell us she never said she wouldn't get naked. And you know what? We'll be able to read this here story and feel pretty good about ourselves. Not as good as seeing her boobs will make us feel, but still.

We're not sure if the following quote was prompted by a magazine interviewer asking Elisha her thoughts on the state of her clothing or if she just walked up to some guy on the street and started telling him about her virtuous nature and whatnot, but her you have it.

I wouldn't cancel out a nude scene but, right now, with my life and my career, I don't feel the need to do that. I don't feel it's necessary. I've been doing fine finding roles that don't need to have full-frontal nudity in them. There have been points where we've had to use body doubles, and, obviously, as I get older, the roles get more mature. I never shy away from saying, "OK guys, we can do this; let's just use a double." I feel I give a lot to the public and there's a few things in my life right now that I'd like to keep to myself - my breasts being one of them.

Gee, we think maybe we've heard that somewhere before. It looks to us that the lady doth protest too much. The amount of time an actress spends talking about not taking her clothes off is an inverse proportion to her career longevity. So by about age thirty Elisha will be distant memory, like pet rocks, and she'll be begging to play Topless Girl or Naked Stripper in the next Dakota Fanning softcore rape-and-bondage flick.

If you've been paying attention you know that Elisha is not naked at MrSkin.com. But she still looks hot.