Remember that time you were at your grandma's house and settled in front of the TV only to discover that she had HBO, so you decided to watch a little Sex and the City while Meemaw took her Epsom salt bath? And then Granny returned in her bathrobe just in time to hear Kim Cattrall utter a sentence that included four fucks and three cunts and your poor old granny gasped, reached unsuccessfully for her walker, and then dropped dead of sheer shock? Well, Granny's a little like New Zealand.

Waiting on script approval and a paycheck to match Sarah Jessica Parker's doesn't buy a girl new Manolos, so Kim Cattrall turned to Australian car commercials. She appears in an ad for the Nissan Tiida, which imdb.com describes thusly:

She tells a salesman, "Why didn't you tell me it was so big, I just wasn't prepared for it? The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside." After a test drive she says, "Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it."

The sexual innuendo was too much for the simple sheep herders of New Zealand and the country banned the ad after many viewer complaints. We don't really know much about New Zealand, other than it's lousy with sheep and hobbits live there (or so Peter Jackson tells us). It's unlikely that the problem lies with the sheep, as we hear they're horny little bastards, so it must be the hobbits. Hobbits hate sex. That Gollum, though, he loves a good buggering.

Is Kim naked at MrSkin.com? Is shit brown?