Generally we here at CelebNewsWire pride ourselves on being pervier than your average bear. But what we're about to discuss is possibly the sickest, most pervalicious subject we have ever broached. Those faint of heart may want to loosen their corsets and position themselves betwixt the fainting couch and a big, strong man of marriageable age and proper breeding. As we speak wee twelve-year-old tyke Dakota Fanning is filming a new film. A film that already calls for cries of "Oscar!" A film that involves Dakota getting raped and appearing on celluloid in some still undetermined state of undress.

The New York Daily News reports:

The screenplay for "Hounddog" - a dark story of abuse, violence and Elvis Presley adulation in the rural South, written and directed by Deborah Kampmeier - calls for Fanning's character to be raped in one explicit scene and to appear naked or clad only in "underpants" in several other horrifying moments.

We first heard of this story yesterday morning, but it took nearly twenty-four hours of scrubbing our skin with a stiff wire brush and Bon Ami to even think about tackling the subject of a Dakota Fanning nude scene. We understand that sometimes a young lass can develop early, become expert at the art of make-up, and thus confuse the weaker of the male sex. If she looks nineteen but is in fact not out of junior high is it ok to ogle her? But Dakota Fanning, while technically nearly a teenager, still hovers around eight in the looks department. So really, if you're overly excited by this news, then you've got problems--serious, serious, Roman Polanski-level problems--and you should probably move to France or Zimbabwe or wherever it is they might still accept your kind (if there is such a place).

No, Dakota Fanning is not at MrSkin.com, you sick fuck. But you can look at Leslie Bibb. She's from North Dakota.