The libidinal pairing that we have long feared seems to have come to fruition. It's time to finally put your backyard Y2K shelter to use and escape society, as the sharing of sex organs between Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis can only mean ultimate death and destruction and lots of ugly, greasy, red-pubic-hair-averse children. I mean, just look at them. It's disgusting.





Oh wait, sorry. That was the wrong picture. This is Paris Hilton kissing Brandon Davis:





In our defense, both Brandon and the ferret, along with the shared probability that they are teeming with communicable diseases, belong to the weasel family. So you can see how we got confused.

You know Paris is naked at MrSkin.com.