In bygone days we were the first to avow undying love for David Hasselhoff. The famous "Don't Hassel the Hoff" T-shirt? The idea was cribbed from our own black-Sharpie-on-Fruit-of-the-Loom design. But lately our devotion has waned due to the Hoff seeming to turn into a world-class jag bag. But getting kicked out of Wimbledon for being soused? That's pretty damn rock 'n' roll. Well, except for the whole tennis part. That's pretty John Tesh.

According to Britain's Sun newspaper:

Beer-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon — because he was “steaming drunk”.

A guard led him from the tennis tournament’s grounds after a series of clashes with security staff.

First, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket.

Then he was banned from press and players’ bars as he tried to get another drink.

Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.”

We tried this very same tactic when arriving at an Enuff Z'nuff reunion concert after chugging three bottles of Boone's, but when we couldn't produce the chest hair to back up our claim that we were indeed the Hoff, we were thrown into the dumpster behind the club. Some Hoffs have all the luck.

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