We think we have hit upon the absolute dictionary definition of Too Much Information: Tori Spelling loves porn.

We already knew of Tori's fondness for gravity-defying suspended sacks of silicone (exhibit A), but we weren't aware that she enjoys them on other people. According to Page Six:

Tori Spelling admits she and her husband watch hardcore porn - but she doesn't want you to know which titles. When the blond star told Giant magazine she and Dean McDermott use SugarDVD.com. to rent adult movies, the company's CEO, Jax Smith, called Page Six to say how proud he was of the celebrity endorsement and promised us a list of what she's watched. But when he called Tori's reps for the OK, "they weren't pleased - they told me not to." Still, Smith has no hard feelings: "We're going to give her free porn for life."

Ya hear that, Candy Spelling? Tori doesn't need you or your $500 million. She's got free porn. For the rest of her life. Sure, she may have to live in a hovel feasting on Kraft Dinner and Top Ramen, but she will be sexually satisfied. And now that we have mentioned nutritious foodstuffs and Tori Spelling's lady business in the same sentence, we think it may be time to bite into that cyanide capsule we've been hiding under our tongue.

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