Lest you think Mischa Barton's recent admonishment of her mother ("You're so [bleeping] retarded!") was a one-off display of bitchiness due to late-day Bucky's withdrawal, rest assured--you have looked into the soul of Mischa Barton, and it's littered with expletives and anus jokes.

Add "Justin Lee Collins" to the long list of Brits we are unfamiliar with. But unlike his chav-ulous brethren (Jordan, Jodie Marsh, et al), he doesn't have enormous prosthetic breasts or a predilection for streaked wigs (not that we know of, anyway), so we won't stash his name away for further research. At any rate, he hosts a show in the UK and had the distinct pleasure of spending a few hours interviewing Mischa Barton, in addition to escorting her to a movie premiere, and has revealed that she more resembles TV alter-ego Marissa than the wholesome, kicky young coed depicted in her Keds ads:

"She has a wicked sense of humour. She's really cheeky. I was quite shocked to be honest because she looks all sweet and lovely but she would come out with certain things and I would just be stunned. She's one hell of a girl. She's wicked and I love her."

At first, we could not picture Mischa Barton, with her fine bone structure and innocent smile, casually tossing out bon mots like "buttchomper" and "dick pimple", but then we remembered that she was the willing concubine of Brandon "freckles coming out of her vagina" Davis for over a year, and it all made sense.

Miss Barton--pics and clips--at MrSkin.com.