Yes, it's apparent that Scientology can get you a position in the top echelon of the Hollywood elite, gobs of money, private jets named after your children (complete with you own hangar and runway), and a starring role in The Worst Movie Ever Made™. But John Revolta's most pressing needs--a personal trainer and a mega-dose of Trimspa--seem beyond The Church of L. Ron's reach.

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