It's such a slow gossip day that we actually contemplated writing an ENTIRE story on Selma Blair divorcing that one Zappa (the weirder one, we think), but then we started thinking about her sex scene in Storytelling and had to take a long shower and scrub our skin raw with Comet. So we're going to abandon that idea and go with a paparazzo being arrested for jumping the fence at Maddox Jolie-Pitt's daycare center. And, yes, we are counting a four-year-old as a famous, newsworthy person. You wanna take it up with our fists? They're called Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. One will caress you while the other schemes to pummel you. And they've got a taste for skin today, bitches.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been keeping pretty holed up in their privacy-screen-ensconced Malibu home, so the paparazzi have become quite desperate. According to TMZ.com:

TMZ has learned that a paparazzo was arrested in Malibu Thursday after allegedly jumping the fence at a daycare center that Maddox was attending.

Sources tell us that Clint Brewer jumped the fence just before 10:30 a.m., shortly after Pitt dropped the child off. We're told staff from the daycare center made a citizen's arrest for trespassing. The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department dispatched deputies and took Brewer, 25, to the Lost Hills station, where he is being held on $1,000 bail.

We're kind of fat and lazy, so to us climbing a fence just to get a picture of a little kid seems a bit extreme. That time could have been better spent eating a croissant at a nearby bakery or searching out the neighborhood pedophile, who more than likely has an easier way to gain access to the daycare's playground. But maybe Brewer spied something through the fence holes that was just to good to pass up. What's that Maddox is doing behind the swing set? Is he trading his ding dongs for a Hostess fruit pie? No. picking up a dime bag? Not that either. I think . . . could it be . . . yes, he's auctioning off one of Shiloh's used diapers. Gross. That Maddox is one sick kid, but he sure knows how to scam a buck.

Angelina can hide her family, but she can't hide her breasts. They're at MrSkin.com.

Or you can groove to Brad at MaleStars.com.