We haven't been keeping up with Britney Spears lately like we usually do. In fact, it has been two whole weeks since she has graced our pages. Our theory is that the Britney landfill done filled up. We reached Britney capacity. There was no more room. Until she tried to throw a poopy diaper on top of that trash heap.

We know, we know, Britney swears she a really kick-ass mom who can, like, remember to give her baby food and shit so he won't die. That's good, right? Well, in case we were still floundering on the subject of her mothering skills, Britney wanted to prove that she could change diapers too. The New York Daily News reports:

Britney Spears' "Eeewww!" factor is apparently on the rise. The pregnant pop tart did more than just pick up a few pink thongs at the Victoria's Secret in Mission Viejo, Calif. According to Us Weekly, she got down on the floor next to the cash register and changed 9-month-old Sean Preston's dirty diaper. "Britney then tried to hand it to an employee," says a source. "The salesperson wouldn't take it." Silver lining? No eBay-ed diaper!

Yes, this is gross, and it proves that a little bourgeois entitlement and piles of cash in the wrong w.t. hands can breed a servant class wherein every person not able to afford the really expensive velvet paintings--by like Picasso or some other dead guy--is a dirty-diaper receptacle. But we're missing the bright side, here. Those Vicky S. employees are lucky that Britney didn't mistake one of those pink thongs for a Luvs. That would've been some mess.

Britney--free of crap--at MrSkin.com.