Last weekend, Angelina and Brad had professional pictures taken of freshly borned babe Piloh Shitt--er, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt--and auctioned them off to the highest bidder. The pics went to People for a staggering $4.1 million, which will be donated to charity.


(*Erm, we had to take the picture down. The Jolie-Pitt law-talkin' team is making everyone remove the leaked shots. Apparently, the view of The Chosen One's flawless baby features was turning mortals to stone.*)


We're not sure if this is a clever fake (why is it so pixellated and cruddy? Why is it the cover of Hello!?), but the baby certainly looks suitably Jolie-esque. And how apropos would it be to release the pictures of The Facial Messiah on 6/6/06? Perhaps little Shiloh was sent from above to do battle against the forces of evil. And by "forces of evil" we mean "uglies".

Angie, in many a compromising and naked position, is at MrSkin.com.

You need Brad? You got it. All the DILF action is at MaleStars.com.