Eva Longoria recently said that she and boyfriend Tony Parker (you know, the demi-virgin who's fumbly in the bedroom) need to "spiritually connect" every day. And much to the chagrin of her neighbors, they connect by banging a gong. Whether or not said gong-banging occurs in conjunction with getting it on is anyone's guess, but in certain circles, Eva is said to have a hubcap diamond star halo in addition to the blues in her shoes and her stockings.

A denizen of Eva's neighborhood griped to Star that the bite-sized bigmouth

wakes up her neighbors at 5:30 a.m. every morning. Her morning ritual involves striking her gong several times. Eva is darling and very sweet, but the gong thing is driving the neighbors nuts!

Although we usually like to take the piss out of old Longoria, we completely relate to her here. It reminds us of the time we were dating Ed Grimley and we'd wake up every morning for the sun's first twinkling glow and madly play the triangle to spiritually connect. Don't you dare judge our love.

Give yourself a Longoria: Eva's at MrSkin.com.