The Grand Canyon.


Niagara Falls.


The Great Barrier Reef.


The beautiful volcanoes of the Hawaiian Islands.


Photoshop, so naked pregnant Britney Spears can look trim and poreless in Bazaar.


Is there anything Jesus can't create?

(Insert comical "morning zoo" type ARRROOOOGA! noise here) Britney is finally naked! (Insert Price is Right wah-wahhhhhhh noise here) But it's 2006, she has chalky blue-black Evanescence fan hair, she's not showing anything good, and she's heavy with Federchild. We lose.


However, it's not as if Britney is in front of us in the flesh, cracking gum and sullied with the thick stench of unemployed wigga husband. This is a magazine, magazines are about fantasy, and although she's digitally manipulated to the point that she resembles Lara Croft in these pictures, it's still naked Britney Spears, people. Can't we all look inside our hearts and exhume some of the love we had for her in her halcyon days? Before the bare feet in the gas-station bathroom, before the acid-washed jean skirt on national TV, before the babydropping and public diaper-changing, and yes, even before the Federline? C'mon. Be a buddy. Be a pal. Give Britney a break. Just pretend that giant baby belly is a third boob.


Britney! More pics are at MrSkin.com!