The facially superior fruit of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's sex organs was birthed into this world on Saturday. We have to admit we're a little disappointed. We thought the world would feel . . . different, somehow. Brighter. Sexier.

Jolie-Pitt the Younger was born in Namibia on Saturday, May 27th--a fine day to be born, to be sure. It's a girl, and the couple bestowed upon her the questionable name of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. "Shiloh" is said to be Hebrew for "messiah", while "Nouvel" is French for "new". Thus, "The New Messiah". If it's not enough that freaky creeps are already counting the days, Olsen twin style, until the baby hits legal ogling age, her parents had to go and proclaim her Junior Jesus. Oh well, at least she has the vaguely dumpy, unwieldy last name of "Jolie-Pitt", which we understand is French and American for "beautiful hole". And speaking of beautiful holes, Angelina reportedly delivered the baby via C-section so as to preserve her own. Well done!


Oh, and P.S. On Saturday, a pretty mate for Shiloh was created. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's baby was born, a son named Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. It's the first baby for Gwen and the first legitimate baby for Gavin. Mazel tov!

Ah, Angelina. Naked. At MrSkin.com.

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And MrSkin's got some Gwen for ye, too.