Paris Hilton recently used the bathroom at a farmer's house, and said farmer is looking to auction off the toilet seat that her delicate, million-dollar chair cheeks rested upon. What the poor guy doesn't realize is that objects that Paris Hilton's bare butt has touched number in the hundreds of thousands. Supply and demand, friend.

According the the highly questionable starpulse.com, Paris was being squired around Europe in a helicopter, when she was overcome with the urge to evacuate her bladder. After demanding that the pilot land so she could take a wee, he alit on the farm of a friend, who graciously let the wonk-eyed heiress go potty. The German farmer is now looking to remove the seat from the WC and auction it off. We assume that the lucky winner of said auction, if it happens, would be purchasing the item for memorabilia and/or masturbation purposes. Which is totally healthy and well-adjusted behavior. You sick fucks.

A different kind of can: Paris naked at MrSkin.com.