Fully fecund Gwen Stefani has broken her finger on a sewing machine. She will reportedly fall into a deep sleep, slumbering in a glass box in an enchanted forest for a hundred years until she's awoken by a prince's kiss.

The about-to-explode preggo singer was allegedly in a tizzy trying to finish some last minute pieces for her clothing line, L.A.M.B., when she got her finger caught in a machine. A source tells the Mirror:

"Gwen was up against a deadline and was hurriedly putting some new samples together. She forgot to lock down the settings and the material ripped, so she tried to save it."

The one thing funnier than the idea of sewing one's own finger is the notion that Gwen Stefani designs and sews the pieces for her vanity fashion line. That's what legless nine-year-olds from Guatemala are for. Then again, we could be completely out of line here--maybe stars do take the hands-on approach to the products they lend their names to. Right now, we're picturing Paris Hilton holed up in a lab in the Amazonian rainforest, frantically grinding the fragrant petals of exotic blossoms with a hand-carved mortar and pestle, trying desperately to make a deadline to create enough Paris Hilton's Just Me perfume for the next shipment to Sephora.

Pre-pregged Gwen pix are at MrSkin.com.