Technically, this story about singer Pink discussing (we accidentally typed "disgusting" there, a very apropos typo, to be sure) her proclivities in the boudoir should have been the lead "Sexy Lady" story. But in the past month, she's become the Eva Longoria of the pop music world, gaining press by flapping her gums in regards to sexy stuff, and we didn't want to reward her for that. Except we . . . kinda . . . are. With this entry. And . . . stuff.

Our occasionally questionable gossip school marm, FemaleFirst.com, quotes Pink as saying that she's lazy between the sheets, and that she tried to be a gay lady but failed miserably because she likes her husband Carey's weenis too much:

"I'm too lazy to go on top . . . I did kiss a girl--it was nice, but she left me for my brother, which is pretty sick, don't you think? It was probably her who put me off women. I don't think I have sexual feelings towards women. And, anyway, I like Carey's thing too much, so that pretty much rules out the whole lesbian thing, doesn't it?"

And when asked about oral sex, Pink gasped:

"My God. That's disgusting. I don't do that."

The funny thing about the internet is that sarcasm doesn't really register too well. The way that quote is worded, we can only assume that Pink was being facetious. Or that she's in seventh grade. Which she very well might be--we did catch her reading Baby-sitters Club #3: The Truth About Stacey the other day. That was the one in which you find out that Stacey's secret is DIABETES! God, that was intense.

Pink gets crackular at MrSkin.com.