So Nicole Kidman is marrying outback troubador Keith Urban, and it seems the pair have stepped back into 1990 and booked Bette Midler to sing "Wind Beneath My Wings" at the ceremony. Afterwards, everyone will feast on an Olestra cake, talk about the collapse of the Soviet Union, and slip the shoulder pads out of their party dresses to do the Electric Slide.

Oh, we're not busting on Nic and Keith for having a really lame song as "their" song. But it is deliciously high-larious that they've chosen "Wind Beneath My Wings" as the tune that represents their everlasting love, seeing how it was also the song that bereaved widow Anna Nicole Smith warbled next to the coffin of her dead billionaire octogenarian husband at his funeral. A source close to the couple told The Sun:

"It is Nicole and Keith's special song. It's not like she's booked some random singer to do it - she's got the original artist. That should get a few people crying into their tissues."