From the "Say! That's a Swell Idea" files: Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss, and Courtney Love are reportedly going on vacation together. Some jokes don't even need punchlines.

According to our gossip superintendent Female First, the highly toxic trio are taking some much-needed time out of their busy schedule of rehab and frequent hospitalizations to completely wipe out the Blavod supply in Maui. By taking a vacation in Hawaii, the threesome hopes to get some much-needed time away from their, um, "problems".

"Courtney is determined to be a calming influence on Lindsay who has had a really tough time of things, and she also adores Kate. When Kate was in rehab following damning footage of her cocaine abuse last September, Courtney was on standby to help her through it."

A source refers to the "wild threesome" as "firm friends". And after spending several weeks scientifically poking, prodding, stroking, caressing, fondling, fingering, hugging, patting, and licking these three ladies, we at CelebNewsWire would have to agree. Firm friends. Very firm.

Lohan! Comin' atcha! Sexy, sexy pics at MrSkin.com.

Kate Moss nudes be there, too. Yarrr.

And all aboard for naked Courtney!