Last December, Angelina Jolie's erstwhile ladylove, model and big blabbermouth Jenny Shimizu, crowed from the rooftops about Angie's "warm, mushy" lips and the fact that she dug broads too much to fully commit to Pitt. And Angelina must have wisely cut her off from that sweet, sweet no-wang banging, because Jenny has stepped up her game and granted an interview with the UK's highly questionable (yet definitely amusing) News of the World in which she spritzed a gentle, rainbow-colored mist of Too Much (Really Sexy) Information for all the world to see.

Jenny claims that she busted Ange's girl-girl cherry and is awfully proud of that fact (wouldn't you be?). However, we can't help feeling that Jenny's jealous of Brad and has some serious sour grapes happening. Or that she really, really needs money. Or that these are exerpts from her new Charmed erotic fan fic story.

"[Angelina] was a little shy but I just kept pointing to each bit of my body and saying ‘Breast!' ‘Thigh!' encouraging her to kiss every part of me. She was so eager to please. It was such a turn-on looking down at her gorgeous naked body as I showed her how to make love to a woman."

Soon Angelina was calling shots, too. Their ideal night was for her to dress in PVC pants with matching skintight vest and trawl strip clubs together. "I even took her to dominatrix joints and she loved them all," said Jenny. "The darker and naughtier the better.

"Then we'd go back to wherever we were staying, desperate to rip each other's clothes off and act out the moves we'd seen. They were amazing nights." But one of the pair's wildest times together came at a friend's luxurious home in the Hollywood Hills.

"I was staying with my pal at the time and one night when she was away I invited Angelina and her husband Jonny over," said Jenny. "There was another girl there that I was also seeing. But that night Angelina and I wanted only each other.

"So while Jonny and my other girlfriend were in the house, Angelina and I walked to the swimming pool, looked at each other and slowly stripped naked. It was a beautiful clear night and we could see each other's bodies under the moonlight. Then we both dived in and wrapped our arms around each other. The feeling of the water got us both excited and for what seemed like hours we caressed each other under the surface, kissing again and again.

"Angelina loved to wax herself all over and didn't have a hair on her body—and under the water I could feel every bit of her."

Shuddering with desire, Angelina mounted the ivory steed and wrapped her slender arms around Jenny's strong, muscular waist. She felt the sinews of the horse ripping beneath her soft, ripe thighs. The beast broke into a steady trot, and the summer wind tore through Angelina's long tresses as she threw her head back and pressed the soft swellings of her firm bosom against Jenny's masculine form. At last, they reached the castle and, dizzy with lust, they dismounted the animal and their lips met in a fiery explosion of passion, the likes of which neither had yet tasted. Angelina's womanhood quivered with anticip . . . oh, sorry. We just got a little lost in the moment. Huzzah!

Yes, Angelina is bare naked at MrSkin.com.

And wouldn't ya know it? So's Jenny.