April 7, 2006 at 10:50AM

Britney's Crowning Glory

A few weeks ago, we mentioned a disturbing "monument to pro-life sculpture" supposedly depicting Britney Spears on all fours, expelling Sean Federline from her v-hole. For the faint of heart and weak of constitution, click here. For the rest of you, go suck your thumb and read There's a Monster at the End of This Book, like we're presently doing.


It's worth noting that the sculpture looks nothing like Spears, and she had Federspears the Younger via C-section anyway, so this is most likely an attempt to garner a shoddy sculpture some press by attaching it to a media figure and the pro-life "movement". Oh, and also, that doesn't look much like a vagina. Then again, we haven't seen many vaginas in the process of birthing a large-headed child incubated on Red Bull and Teddy Grahams. Not this week, anyway.


Less disturbing pictures of Britney are located at MrSkin.com.