Wanna see Jessica Alba posing in a men's magazine? Albat you do! Oh ho ho ho ho! Great merciful God in heaven, how did we get to be so incredibly hilarious? CelebNewsWire does it again, people!

So since it's St. Patrick's Day and all, we thought you might want to take some time out from being a douche and intermittently screaming "WOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!" while tottering down the street completely pickled at 8:30 P.M. and look at some pictures. Don't worry--we're not asking that you actually read anything, for the love of Christ--we understand that 8 liters of green Michelob renders the part of your brain that processes language quite useless. So, hey, look! Pretty Jessica Alba in FHM! Pretty pretty lady. Aw. Pet the lady. Looky.



And if those stems don't make your shillelagh do a jig, check out the rest of the pics here.

And you know what? What the hell. We'll throw in some pictures of The Virgin Adriana Lima in GQ as well, right here. Because her last name is Lima. And lima beans are green. Plus, she's a virgin. Nothing more Irish Catholic than that.

Would you like to see even more pics of Jessica? Fantastic! Head over to MrSkin.com.