If life were an episode of The X Files, Fox Mulder would hear a report of a mystifying set of breasts and ass cheeks that mysteriously appeared like a beacon of sexiness in the Hollywood desert. And Scully would be all, "Preposterous! Mammary glands and the gluteous maximus simply do not just apparate unannounced." But then she'd experience some sort of close encouter with sex organs and be left in doubt.


Today, friends, life imitates televised art. And Gillian Anderson will, in fact, show her unidentified flying objects in an upcoming film.

The movie is called Straightheads, will be released sometime this year, and stars Agent Dana Scully herself as . . . um . . . a lady who is naked. The sighting first appeared on Ain't It Cool News, and then a person who had seen a screening of the film was contacted for some elaboration, and said

"Gillian does get naked in a couple parts of the film, there are two sex scenes between her and Danny [Dyer] . . . the first sex scene I dont think you see anything of either of them (this is the now almost famous up against a tree scene. But near the beginning theres a shower scene, top half on show, and in the next sex scene you see her top half and everywhere else except for her 'modesty'!!"

We're pretty sure that in this case, "modesty" means "pubis". You know, just in case you weren't sure. We certainly hope this is not all a hoax, though. We want to believe. OK, we're done. We just ran out of X Files puns.

Whet your appetite with Scully nudes at MrSkin.com.