Great news for teenage girls! Sharon Stone has come up with a simple solution for that pesky problem called "date rape". If your suitor is getting a bit too persistent in the back of mom's Camry and you find yourself unable to avoid unwanted intercourse, what should you do? No, no, don't jab your fingers in the guy's eyesockets and run like hell to safety. Instead, offer him a beej. It's a nice, quick fix for all involved parties. Thanks, Shazza!

In addition to looking, lately, like a golden pillar in Donald Trump's living room circa 1986, and crowing to anyone who asks (or doesn't) about how caaaarrrrraaaazzzy her nudity in Basic Instinct 2 truly is, Sharon Stone has found the time to offer unsolicited rutting advice to random kids in stores. ContactMusic.com reports her as saying:

"I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."

Is it OK if we get embarrassed for her?

We have to doubt the validity of that quote, simply due to the fact that she implies that young people seek her out as some sort of wise oracle on teenage sexuality. If you were to poll a cross-section of American teenagers and ask which Hollywood stars they'd most like to quiz about procreative manners, "the scabby old lady from that softcore movie" would probably fall somewhere between "Grandpa" and "the reanimated corpse of Chris Penn".

Sharon's barin' it all at MrSkin.com.