Old fogey Harrison Ford says: You darn kids better get off those computers and stop making up rumors about me and my duck-billed girlfriend, or I'll find you and beat you with my cane. And get off my lawn!

Harrison Ford hates the internet because it makes spreading truthless gossip easier. (Really, there's gossip on the internet? We hadn't noticed.) He said,

The worst thing about the internet is that anything and everything is up for grabs. How can that be, when I limit my public conversations to about once every couple of years? Any kind of rubbish goes on the internet and it can have a fucking life of its own.

Did you hear that, internet users? Harrison Ford just clearly said, "The worst thing about the public fucking of rubbish is that it grabs for anything and everything in my life." So either Indiana Jones has admitted that he loves to stick his dick into large piles of wet, stinky garbage, or he's just called Calista Flockhart trash. Either way.

Garbage humper Harry is at MaleStars.com.