Those of you living in the Los Angeles area better steer clear of strip clubs for a while. That is, unless you want to see Kevin Federline in a speedo working a pole. And if that's the case we think you should bypass the strip joint and head straight for the nearest therapist. Because you've obviously got issues.

What ever will poor little budgeted Kevvy do if his rap career turns out to be a bigger flop than Ishtar? (And we all know it will be. We might have the lyrics to "Y'all Ain't Ready" taped up next to our computer, but that doesn't mean we'd actually spend fifteen bucks to buy Kevin's record. We don't even think Kevin would waste the dough when he could spend it on weed.) Kevin told Blender magazine what his backup plan is:

“I’ll be at your local strip club, but I’ll be the one dancing.”

Really, Kevin? You don't think that maybe a nice, stable position as night manager at Denny's would be better suited to your talents? They'd probably even let you bring home the leftover fries at the end of your shift, to keep the little lady happy.