She's Fonda threesomes, and she'll Turner him over to administer a hearty rogering. Last names gain new hilarity as author Allan MacDonell, in his new book Prisoner of X, writes of viewing a sex tape involving Jane Fonda, then-husband Ted Turner, a random woman, and a strap-on.

Quite a while ago, we reported on Fonda relating tales of being forced into threesomes by ex-hubby Roger Vadim. Now we're left wondering who, in fact, was doing the forcing. The New York Daily News reports that in MacDonell's soon-to-be-published memoir of his years editing Hustler magazine, he recounts the tale of watching the sex tape (years before they became the norm! Way to be a trendsetter, Jane!), corroborated by former editor Mike McPadden and another unnamed ex-coworker:

Suffice it to say that the purported Fonda is allegedly wearing artificial equipment to pleasure the alleged Turner while he services the brunette and asks the camera operator, "Are you getting this?"

Fonda and Turner's people claimed they could not be reached for comment, but Larry Flynt is blasé about the whole business.

"I really don't have any comment on the so-called Ted Turner videotape. Ted Turner and I have been friends for 30 years. I knew Ted before CNN , , , It's not like capturing a hypocritical congressman in the sack."

We, like Yorkshire terriers, are much more easily excited than Flynt. We need this video now. We need this book now.

Jane! She's nude! At MrSkin.com!