Just the other day we were wondering what happened to Demi Moore. Is she getting another complete surgical overhaul? Is she busy training Ashton to do her bidding? Is she cutting a Latin-tinged Kabbalah record? After a lot of soul searching, we decided that she must be carefully and gently incubating a baby under the cover of night. And as it turns out, we were right. Sorta. Kinda. A little?

Oh, Star magazine. Why must you toy with our emotions and phunk with our hearts so? We glanced at this new article:



and we immediately crowed with delight. The old girl's still got it in her! The withered pod might be ready to drop off the vine but it's still capable of making a pea! Then we read the fine print and realized that no, actually, Demi and Ashton are just planning on pulling an Angelina/Meg Ryan and adopting a baby, possibly from China or another country. That is very sweet and noble, of course, but does the thought of Ashton Kutcher raising a child give anyone else the willies? It's kind of like asking a third grader to be a dad. Actually, the article states that Demi was spotted shopping at an upscale Los Angeles baby store, and was overheard picking out items and saying, "I'd like this for the baby." Maybe she was just picking out a new wardrobe for Ashton.

See Moore of Demi at MrSkin.com.

And check out Ashton at MaleStars.com.