There comes a time in every parent's life when you have to answer some pretty difficult questions. The "where do babies come from?" question. The "why is there poverty and war and sadness?" question. The "why is my body changing?" question. And, of course, the inevitable, "if my mommy frenches Britney Spears on live television, does that mean she's a homosexual?" question. We've all been there.

Madonna tells UK's The Sun that after she kissed Britney on the MTV Awards a few years back, her young daughter Lourdes became "obsessed with gay issues." Lourdes asked her, "Mom, you know that they say you are gay?" Madge thoughtfully answered:

"I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

Yes, dear. That's it. Energy. You see, when two pop stars love each other very, very much, sometimes they like to kiss and touch and lie very close together on a bed. And then the baby pop star marries a bad man with cornrows and gets a baby in her tummy and starts wearing cowboy hats with tiered gypsy skirts. It's the circle of life. Hakuna matata.

Madonna be naked at MrSkin.com.


And Brit's Nude Review is there as well.