Here, we have a picture of a polished star at her peak. Everything is in place. The hair, in a loose yet sophisticated chignon. The dress, designer, and of sleek black satin. The makeup, impeccable. The jewels, understated yet expensive. The Kabbalah bracelet . . . um, there. But there's something missing. Some accessory that should be there . . . is it? . . . could it be . . .?

Ah, the full breast flash! How could we have forgotten? No glamorous evening gown is complete without it. Now, we're sure most of you will scroll past Lindsay Lohan's face and note that while the boob is full and ripe in the rosy bloom of youth, it's precariously balanced on a speckled skeleton. We are inclined to agree, but we are not the sorts who look gift breasts in the mouth. Or in the nip. Or in the . . . something.


More pics of Lindsay at the GM fashion show (. . . the hell? Did she model steering wheel covers?) at Egotastic. And until the next unintentional tit, peace out.



Loads more pics of Lindsay lookin' foxy at MrSkin.com.