We continue our round-the-clock coverage of Scarlett Johansson's cans and their whereabouts and goings-on with a tale of tantric sex that her beau, Josh Hartnett, tells, complete with the amazing quote:

"Sex rocks! Sex is really cool!"

We tried to think of something snarky to write here, but if one were to have intercourse with Scarlett Johansson, I'm sure one would be inclined to don a white baseball hat and a Coed Naked Twister shirt, high-five any and all errant passersby, and whoop, hyena-like, "Who da man now, dawg? I'm da man! I'm da man! Whoooo! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

It seems that Scarlett and Josh are pulling a Sting. No, they are not dreaming of the blue turtles or singing in the back of a fancy car in a commercial, they are engaging in tantric sex. We're having a hard time picturing Josh "Hotnett" Harnett being about to read and/or string a couple of sentences together, let alone practicing meditating while screwing. But he tells the UK's More magazine:

"A really dirty friend of mine gave me a book on tantric sex for my birthday. I studied it to see what all the fuss was about. It's not easy but it's all good."

Indeed, bro. Indeed. Hartnett also freely admits to being a "sex addict", and said that he once tried out celibacy but was nearly driven crazy:

"I did try and go without it for a while once, but it didn't last long."

Oh, Josh. Oh, honey. No. No, that was just 40 Days and 40 Nights. It was a movie you did a few years ago. Remember? You're confused, again, sweetie.

See Scarlett's mightly cleavage at MrSkin.com.