The men, they love the lesbians. Something about the intertwining of soft lips and silky skin and the promise of swelling breast flesh gently touching swelling breast flesh really excites the ol' weenis. However, the reality of true-life lesbians doesn't usually live up to the male fantasy. But reality and fantasy are about to collide in the most prostate-tingling of ways when Kate Moss and Charlize Theron (fantasy) bump gorditas in a film adaptation of deceased lesbo Dusty Springfield (reality). Hoorah for movie magic.

So you're the critically acclaimed director of a wildly popular, controversial, award-amassing movie about cowboys who head to the mountains and f in the b. How do you sustain your glory? By making another gay movie. But this one's about gay girls, see? It's different! Brokeback Mountain helmer Ang Lee is set to make a movie about the life of golden-voiced gash clasher Dusty Springfield, with Charlize Theron in the title role, and supermodel/cocaine do-er Kate Moss as one of her early lovers. Are you wondering if the pair will get naked and do it? A source tells ITV.com:

"Kate's the ideal choice to play the love of Dusty's early life. She's beautiful, aloof and she epitomises swinging London. There'll probably be sexual scenes but as Ang is behind the camera they will be very tastefully done."

As very tastefully done as Ennis and Jack Twist's spitting-in-the-hand, punching-in-the-head anal tent schtup? Hot dog! And by "hot dog" we mean "wiener". Your wiener, not theirs. Because they're lesbians, see.

Kate the great is greatly naked at MrSkin.com.


And so's Charlize.