Paris Hilton shows her panties. You in turn dig around in your own panties. Aren't you getting just a wee bit tired of this? No? Not one bit? OK, then. We'll show you a nice picture after the jump.

We know that your penis is very busy today and needs to get to its chores, so we'll just get right down to it:

We think that somewhere in there is a tiny little skirt that would probably de indecent on an eight-year-old, but it really looks like Paris is wearing nothing but a camisole and her undies. And we're sure that if that is the case, and Paris walked into a club in the middle of February wearing nothing but lingerie, no one would really take much notice. They'd just keep on sipping their appletinis and trying to convince everyone that they were cool, just like the guy in the foreground. But what disturbs us is not so much Paris's panties, as those are old hat at this point, and actually rather demure for Dame Hilton. We're worried about the head directly under Paris's crotch. It looks as if Paris is forcibly holding down the woman's head and trying to sit on her. Perhaps Paris is trying to send Mischa Barton a message: "Say mean things about me, bitch, and I will rub my crabs all over your ratty extensions."

And, yes, we know that the pic is a little dark, but that is what Photoshop was invented for. We would take the time to lighten it up for you, but we've got to head over to the turntable to flip over that Best of Christopher Cross LP.

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