We all know that Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston are double-dipped in crazy, so what's it like growing up with the doody bubbles as your parental figures? Apparently it causes you to accept MySpace as your personal friend and confidante.

We were aware that Bobby and Whitney's twelve-year-old daughter, Bobbie Kristina, had a MySpace profile (screen name nimpho babby), although we weren't quick enough to ever actually the view the thing before it was set to private. But now The New York Daily News tells us that Bobby's other kids (with ex-girlfriend Kim Ward) have profiles too. (The fact that we were not able to track down said profiles, meaning Lloyd Grove may be more internet savvy than we are, is making us want to eat an entire chocolate cake laced with Prozac.) So what does a sixteen-year-old daughter of a man who has admitted to digging around in his wife's asshole reveal about herself? Hit it, LaPrincia:

"Q: Would you ever be an exotic dancer? A: Ohh yess. Q: Have you ever danced like a whore? A: Yess all the time."

Big Daddy Lloyd also reports that she "lists her favorite alcoholic beverage as Smirnoff raspberry vodka" and "confesses to streaking, kissing a girl and skinny-dipping." Sounds like LaPrincia is a pretty fun girl, actually. But what of fourteen-year-old Bobby Jr.? Lloyd is pretty brief on the contents of his profile, only providing this choice quote: "i can read but i choose not to." He also can capitalize, but he chooses not to. We wonder if this is an excuse he heard from stepmom Whitney. "I can brush my hair, but I choose not to." Or perhaps "I can quit smoking this crack rock any time I want, but I choose not to." Way to learn from your elders, kid.

Take a gander at Whitney at MrSkin.com.