Mariah Carey says that there's nothing in the world she likes better than eating in bed while wearing a bib. Aaaaaand no punchline is really needed here.

Sometimes, Mariah makes us want to ape that DeBeers commercial and run through European squares, scaring pigeons while we bellow, "I LOVE THIS WOMAN! I LOVE! THIS! WOMANNNN!!!!" She recently chatted with Marie Claire magazine about her yo-yoing weight.

"I go up and down really quickly, because I am a muscular person. People don't know that I have well-defined biceps and these could easily become weird bodybuilder arms."

Revealing her penchant for wearing a bib while eating in bed, Mariah says, "I am just like, 'Whatever, nobody is looking at me for once! That's why I don't really like to eat in public. When people say, 'Mariah never eats in public,' I'm like, 'You're right.' "

Listen, all you other blogs out there are going to say, "AHHAHAHAHA picture Mariah all sprawled out in bed, with a plastic bib from Jim's Ribs tied around her creased neck, face and hands covered in honey BBQ special sauce, squealing like a pig! Ahahahahahahh!" But, like, you pretty much just described our ideal woman right there.

Mariah's Nude Review is at MrSkin.com. For Real.