Your long, sleepless nights full of hair-tearing, red-rimmed, gummy eyes, and constantly wondering, "Is she? Isn't she? How will I know for sure???" are over! Take the glock out of your mouth and remove the noose from 'round your neck, because it's finally official! Jessica Alba is, indeed, sexy!

And the general populace heaves a satisfied sigh upon hearing the glorious news shouted from the mount: Jessica Alba has topped a Playboy "Sexiest Woman in Showbiz" poll. Everyone's favorite fox beat out such heavy hitters as Halle Berry and Jaime Pressly to claim the title. Playboy explains:

"Her performances in last year's 'Sin City' and 'Into The Blue' made it all too clear: This little angel is all grown up!"

They're talking about her T&A, right? Because we're pretty sure they're talking about her T&A.

Jessica Alba offers up the nip at MrSkin.com.