If you asked us to compile a list of stars about whom we'd be writing a "sexy lady" story, Lisa Loeb would be pretty far down on that list. Sandwiched somewhere between that girl from Eve's Plum and the Snapple lady, perhaps. But as it turns out, in addition to indie rock nerd glasses and the Friends hairdo, Lisa enjoys sporting one other relic from the '90s: the thong.

"But CelebNewsWire," you say, "Thongs! They are sexy! I love them so!" Hey, we're not going to mock a man for his underwear preference. Just kidding, we totally are! Thongs are corny. Only suburban girls with sepia tans and "Your boyfriend was good last night" shirts wear thongs these days. And, apparently, Lisa Loeb, who is a late 30s Jewish girl, so there goes our theory. At any rate, Lisa, for reasons unknown to us, flashed the whale tail on her new reality show, #1 Single. And although we enjoy ribbing her for parlaying one saccharine tune and a fling with Ethan Hawke into a long career, we have to admit that her 38-year-old ass is succulent, biteable, and cellulite-free. So here's to you, Lisa Loeb, you delighful little scamp, you thong-wearing lady. May you dance in our readers' dreams against a thumping Sisqo backbeat.

If thongs ain't your thing, Lisa shows a different pair of panties at MrSkin.com.