On Friday we brought you news of Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake's reported engagement while trying to stifle our yawns. Today their story may be a wee bit more interesting, as Cammy is said to be incubating a baby. Although our judgment of what constitutes interesting may be a bit skewed without our daily dose of caffeine. We think our assistant may have peed in the coffeepot this morning. She's still mad at us for what we made her do after our last viewing of Secretary.

It appears that Justin's mom, Lynne Harless, and her Memphis, Tennessee, friends are a bunch of chatty Cathys. One blabbermouth told Britain's Daily Star,

"Lynne told us about a neighbor who had gone all out for Christmas because she'd had her first grandchild over - and she couldn't help grinning. She was asked if she was keeping a secret and burst out that it was going to be 'a very exciting year for Justin and Cameron' and that she hoped to have a baby over next December 25 - then added, 'I'm knitting booties.' She's been planning a huge birthday party for Justin's 25th at the end of the month and seemed to be hinting there could be an announcement then. It seemed pretty obvious that Cameron's pregnant."

We have often told you that our heart was replaced with an ice sculpture of a dragon and we never believe nuthin', but this story is more suspect than most. A coy smile and a woman's admission of her knitting hobby don't really scream, "I'm gonna be a fat old granny." Perhaps next week this same neighbor will see JT's mom leave her house in baggy, paint-stained sweats with her hair a tangled mess (she had to have learned a few things while her son was dating Britney) and infer that Cameron must have had a miscarraige. Hey, listening to some random Mamphisian (Memphisite?) is no less reliable than reading a copy of Star.

Cameron is bump free at MrSkin.com.